My Scenic Area Staff Are Non-Humans
Author: 春见柑
Chapters: 222
Synopsis:
Xiang Yu takes over a rundown hot spring resort—and the massive glacier behind it.
The water here is hotter than a hotpot, the snow mountain is steeper than a slide, and a group of “special employees” missing arms and legs are waiting for her to take care of them.
Looking at the system’s list—deaf blue phoenix, mute merman, tailless scorpion spirit…
Xiang Yu asks: are there any relatively complete candidates who are actually capable of doing serious work?
[System Notification: Congratulations, user has unlocked the scenic area management side quest: “Mandated by Heaven, Long May You Reign”
Great ministers are not born of heaven; they are cultivated through effort. Any staff members who have not yet shown loyalty or ability must be personally educated and guided to develop devotion.]
Xiang Yu, suddenly “crowned” in yellow robes: ???
What the hell—who asked for this?!
Looking at the starving employees and the barren valley before her, Xiang Yu grits her teeth and pulls out her emperor’s golden hoe.
Since it’s come to this… she might as well start farming.
If one person farming is good, then everyone farming is better. And the tourists over there shouldn’t just stand around either!
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“If you’re willing to come here to farm—”
“Their hot springs are warmer than down duvets, and their staff are more fun than Disneyland.”
The valley residents, wearing dreamy smiles, introduce it to new visitors:
“First, you download this scenic area app, adopt a piece of land, keep watering your crops, and you can harvest delicious lettuce, pumpkins, and tomatoes!”
Xiang Yu herself, however, feels that running this scenic area is quite difficult.
The farming main storyline is urgent and heavy, while the side quests are all over the place—one moment there’s an injured orca waiting to be rescued, the next it’s elderly, sick, and disabled performers from a circus needing jobs.
When there’s too much water, add flour; when there’s too much flour, add more flour. The scenic area is like a bottomless container, and the number of disabled employees and animals just keeps increasing.
When she was awarded the title of “Disabled Persons / Animal-Friendly Unit” by the relevant association and interviewed by reporters, she was asked why she insisted on doing charity work and achieved such success.
Xiang Yu: “I merely did what I was supposed to do.”
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[Plot-driven ensemble-style story, many visitor perspectives; the main text is better than the synopsis.]
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