Chapter 176 – Bermuda Sea Monster
In order to celebrate the black turtle being teleported away, Ye Fan found a barbecue restaurant to eat barbecue.
Ye Fan is not a picky eater, the barbecue restaurant he found was a roadside stall.
Ye Fan took a seasoning jar and sprinkled a lot of chili powder on the chicken wings.
“Yunxi, do you want it? This chili tastes good.”
Bai Yunxi waved his hand and said, “No need.”
Ye Fan smiled and said, “Okay then.”
The barbecue restaurant was somewhat cramped, and there was a color TV on the wall that was playing the daily news.
“The mysterious Bermuda Triangle, which has swallowed countless ships and planes, revealed a giant sea monster today.”
A slightly blurry photo appeared on the screen. Most of the Black Turtle’s body was hidden underwater, only a huge head was exposed. Just by looking at the photo, it was completely impossible to see that it was a turtle.
Ye Fan widened his eyes and said, “It was actually teleported there.”
Bai Yunxi turned his head, glanced at it, and said, “Is that Lord Black Turtle?”
Ye Fan nodded and said, “Yes.”
“Perhaps there is also a teleportation formation under Bermuda. I heard that people in Bermuda often disappear, and when they reappear, decades have passed, but these people have never aged,” Bai Yunxi said.
Ye Fan blinked and said: “That’s a bit of a problem, there should be something wrong down there, but, whatever, I heard that there are a lot of cutting-edge weapons in Country M, I wonder if Lord Black Turtle will be made into a BBQ.”
Bai Yunxi looked at Ye Fan, shook his head, and said, “Lord Black Turtle is not that weak.”
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Bai Shiyuan looked at Bai Yunxi and asked, “Yunxi, you’ve been coming back often recently! Are you not getting along well with Ye Fan?”
Bai Yunxi shook his head and said, “No, Ye Fan… he’s very good. It’s me who wants to spend more time with you guys, grandpa.”
If Ye Fan really managed to activate the teleportation array, he might have to go to another world. At that time, if he wanted to come back, he might not be able to come back.
“Recently, I renovated the ancestral house and found something different,” Bai Shiyuan said.
Bai Yunxi asked with great interest, “Grandpa, what did you find?”
“Genealogy. When the old house was renovated, a box was found under the foundation of the main hall of the house. I don’t know who put it in it. There are several books in it.”
Bai Shiyuan took out a book and said, “According to the records in this book, in the history of our Bai family, there have been a few people like you who were cold at birth. Such people usually die soon after birth, but a man named Bai Yichen managed to survive.”
“The genealogy records that he was taken away by a wandering Taoist priest as soon as he was born. The Taoist priest said that he had a rare spiritual root and wanted to accept him as a disciple.”
“Later this ancestor returned home several times, according to this record, this ancestor has the skill to keep his face. He was obviously in his fifties, but he still looked like a young man in his early twenties.”
“The last record in the books is that this ancestor finally went to sea by boat and disappeared. The records in the books said that he died in a shipwreck.”
Bai Yunxi was stunned for a moment, “He went to sea?”
Bai Yunxi opened his eyes wide and secretly said: Maybe he is not the only one in the Bai family who cultivated the dao. That ancestor may have left through the teleportation array thousands of years ago.
Bai Shiyuan nodded and said, “Yes, he went to sea. What is in the depths of the sea, no one can tell. Legend has it that the Bermuda Triangle is the entrance to another world, I don’t know if it’s true or not.”
Bai Yunxi took a deep breath and said, “Grandpa, did you guess something?”
Bai Shiyuan smiled and said, “Your grandfather has lived for so long, and he has seen a lot of bizarre things. I think Ye Fan should not be the original Ye Fan.”
Bai Yunxi pursed his lips and said nothing.
Bai Shiyuan shook his head and said: “A person will probably be enlightened after experiencing a huge twist and turn, however, his character change must have a process. That guy Ye Fan, his character in the past 20 years is the total opposite of his character now.”
Bai Yunxi frowned and said, “Ye Fan, he really doesn’t belong here.”
Bai Shiyuan nodded and said, “I guess it’s like that. According to rumors, Ye Fan has low self-esteem and is a gloomy person, but this guy, Ye Fan, is like a proud peacock all day long, and he doesn’t have any sense of inferiority at all.”
Bai Yunxi: “…”
“Is Ye Fan leaving now?” Bai Shiyuan asked.
Bai Yunxi nodded and said, “That’s what he planned.”
“He’s leaving, you can go with him. I thought you won’t live beyond your twenties. You’ve earned money these days,” Bai Shiyuan patted Bai Yunxi on the shoulder.
Bai Yunxi hesitated for a while, then said, “Thank you, Grandpa.”
Bai Shiyuan patted Bai Yunxi on the shoulder and said, “As long as you have a good life, do whatever you want to do. Grandpa will support you.”
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When Bai Yunxi came back, Ye Fan was sitting on the sofa watching the news.
“What are you watching?” Bai Yunxi asked.
Ye Fan pointed to the TV screen and said, “Country M has sent more than a dozen reconnaissance planes to investigate the situation in the Bermuda Triangle. They suspect that the deep-sea monster is actually nuclear submarines of other countries, but it is disguised as a deep-sea monster.”
Bai Yunxi rolled his eyes and said, “What a rich imagination!”
Ye Fan nodded and said, “Right?”
Ye Fan turned off the TV, looked at Bai Yunxi with glowing eyes, and said, “Yunxi, you always come back late lately, this will affect our double-cultivation.”
Bai Yunxi: “…” It’s only ten o’clock, so it’s not too late for the nightlife to start.
“If it gets affected, it gets affected,” Bai Yunxi said with disinterest.
Ye Fan looked at Bai Yunxi and said depressedly: “Yunxi, you are not motivated at all, that’s not good, the cultivators in the cultivation world are working very hard to improve their cultivation.”
Bai Yunxi: “…” Ye Fan, this idiot.
Ye Fan fell on top of Bai Yunxi, his eyes glowing as he kissed everywhere.
Bai Yunxi looked at Ye Fan and always felt that when Ye Fan kissed, he seemed to be nibbling on the neck of a duck, and he nibbled with relish.
Ye Fan was hugging Bai Yunxi and was about to go to third base when the door was suddenly slammed open. Bai Yunxi kicked Ye Fan down with the all too familiar foot.
Bai Yunxi immediately covered his body with a quilt. A turtle fell heavily on the quilt, the bed was pressed and it shook.
Black Turtle looked at Bai Yunxi with gloomy eyes.
Bai Yunxi smiled bitterly in his heart. During the intimacy process, they were interrupted by a turtle, only they could encounter such a thing.
Ye Fan got up from the ground dissatisfied, “Damned turtle, it’s fine for you to come at any time, but you chose such a bad time.”
“Lord Black Turtle, you’re back!” Bai Yunxi glared at Ye Fan and smiled at the black turtle
“I’ve been swimming in the sea for a long time, why didn’t you two come out to find me?” Black Turtle said, displeased.
Bai Yunxi smiled awkwardly and said, “We wanted to look for you, but there was no way to find you.”
“Really? I was teleported to a special sea area. I saw a huge pyramid underwater, and there was a teleportation array next to the pyramid. However, that teleportation array also no longer works, it’s been too long and the aura is too weak, many things, it can’t sustain anymore,” Black Turtle said.
Ye Fan got up from the bed and said, “Pyramid? Did Lord Black Turtle see anything else good?”
Black Turtle glared at Ye Fan and said, “No, but even if there is, it is mine.”
Ye Fan: “…”
“I came out of that sea area, and there were several planes chasing me. Have you seen it on the news?”
Ye Fan shook his head and said, “I don’t watch news, I only watch animation.”
Black Turtle looked at Ye Fan and said, “You idiot, you only watch brain-dead animation.”
Ye Fan looked at Black Turtle displeased, and said, “Everyone has different hobbies and interests, how am I an idiot for watching animation?”
Black Turtle looked at Ye Fan, shook his head, and said, “Bai Yunxi, when you arrive in the realm of cultivation, you have to change your partner or you will have to be a widow. This guy will be shot to death within a few days of his arrival.”
Bai Yunxi: “…”
Ye Fan said, displeased, “The world of self-cultivation is not so dangerous. I have lived well in those twenty years.”
If it wasn’t for the two cultivators who were fighting when he went out to break the engagement, he should have lived to the end of his life.
Bai Yunxi took a deep breath and secretly said: Black Turtle should be right, this guy Ye Fan, in the past, he had to be shot to death in a few minutes in the cultivation world. Ye Fan was able to live so long in his previous life, it was all because of someone covering this guy! If he really wants to go to the cultivation world, he has to think about the countermeasures early. Don’t know if it is feasible for this guy Ye Fan to pretend to be dumb.
Ye Fan looked at the black turtle and said, “Lord Black Turtle, do you want to go to the cultivation world? You will be very popular when you arrive in the cultivation world, many cultivators want to capture you for stew.”
Bai Yunxi: “…”
Black Turtle said displeased: “I don’t need you to worry about my business, but you, can you really repair that teleportation array?”
Ye Fan nodded and said, “Just patching up the array, it should be no problem, but I have to wait to build the foundation first.”
Black Turtle looked at Ye Fan and said strangely: “Your spiritual root is so bad, can you really build a foundation?”
Ye Fan said, dissatisfied: “Of course I can, and my spiritual roots are not bad, I can practice anything.”
Xuan Gui looked at Ye Fan and said speechlessly: “Your daughter-in-law doesn’t know the market of the cultivation world, so it’s okay to say stupid things, but you are from the cultivation world, how can you also say stupid things? The fewer spiritual roots in the cultivation world, the better. You have eight spiritual roots, in the world of self-cultivation, you are just a mud who can’t support the wall.”
Ye Fan looked at Black Turtle and said, “You don’t understand.” Under normal circumstances, his spiritual roots are indeed very bad, but the exercises he inherited are exactly in line with his spiritual roots. Such spiritual roots are not a problem at all.
…
When Mu Lianping walked into Ye Fan’s villa, he saw that Ye Fan was writing on a piece of paper with tape on his mouth.
Mu Lianping looked at Ye Fan and said inexplicably, “Young Master Ye, what are you doing? What’s wrong with your mouth?”
Ye Fan took the writing board on the side, and showed what was written on the writing board, “Yunxi dislikes that I offend people when I open my mouth, so I should not speak.”
Mu Lianping: “…” Young Master Bai is creative.
Jiang Meng, who came with Mu Lianping, saw the words on Ye Fan’s writing board, and said with schadenfreude, “Young Master Ye, Young Master Bai is right, you should listen to what Young Master Bai has to say.”
Ye Fan: “…”
Bai Yunxi walked downstairs and said, “Young Master Mu and Miss Jiang are here.”
Mu Lianping nodded, took out the materials, and said, “Young Master Bai, this is what you asked to help collect.”
Bai Yunxi said happily, “Oh, that’s great.”
Mu Lianping looked at Bai Yunxi and said puzzledly, “Young Master Bai, why did you want so many materials?”
Bai Yunxi smiled and said, “It’s useful.”
Repairing the teleportation array requires a lot of materials, it will probably take a long time.
Ye Fan opened his eyes wide, looked at Bai Yunxi brightly, and pointed to the tape on his mouth.
Bai Yunxi glanced at Ye Fan, shook his head, and said, “Take it off.”
Ye Fan tore off the tape and said sullenly, “Yunxi, why don’t you let me talk? And I didn’t go around talking nonsense and offending people. You two tell me, did I go around talking nonsense and offending people?”
Mu Lianping and Jiang Meng looked at each other and didn’t say anything. Ye Fan couldn’t help but frown.
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